Patate Mallette is legendary for many reasons. They’re known for the best poutine on Montreal’s south shore. They also serve poutine to go in a hot-dog bun. And, if you eat in house, the poutine sauce is served separately in a teapot, allowing you to add it gradually so the fries don’t turn to mush. Genius!
I have yet to visit their legendary riverside location in Beauharnois, but caught up with their food truck at a town fair in rural Quebec.
Located just 40 minutes south of Montreal, Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu is Quebec’s seventh largest city, with just under 100,000 people. It’s slightly more interesting and slightly more underrated than other cities in its league, but don’t get too excited. There’s a striking cathedral, some nice brick architecture in the city centre, a few interesting shops, and some good cycling trails along the Chambly Canal and Richelieu River. The city is surrounded by farmland and a massive dystopian-looking military complex.
People here seem fond of bad puns. A pool-hall/steak-house is named “Sharkcoal.” A bar advertised itself as being “au BAR de l’eau.” Some artisanal veal purveyor was proud to say “ça VEAU la peine.” But the most inexplicable of all bad puns in town was local fast food legend Chez TI-PITate frite (which combines the hillbilly nickname “Ti-Pit” with the popular Quebecois word for potato: “Patate”).
THE QUEBEC CITY BRANCH HAS CLOSED BUT THERE ARE STILL DESO BURGER OUTLETS IN THE MONTÉRÉGIE
The founder of Déso Burger dreams of building an empire, but so far there are only two restaurants in his province-wide chain. This wannabe chain from Saint-Bruno-de-Montarville prides itself on flat burgers and curly fries. The Quebec City branch sits in the old YMCA building on Place d’Youville in a prime bit of real estate once occupied by Tribune Café (yet another uninspiring and generic coffee-and-panini café – no great loss to the city).